40 Fights Between Husbands and Wives by Colm Liddy

Author:Colm Liddy
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141963501
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Published: 2010-02-18T16:00:00+00:00

It’s not ideal.

Perhaps you might say that it’s equally bad for both parties; a tragic misalignment of libidos. But no. I want sex daily. She doesn’t want it ever. At the rate of once a fortnight, that means she’s the one getting her way ninety-three per cent of the time.

Also, she has started to wear leggings around the house. She knows I detest leggings. Making any effort to look attractive while at home has dropped off her to-do list. I fear it’s only a matter of time before she chops off her beautiful shoulder-length hair.

So, yes, I am now on the lookout for an affair or indeed a fling. Ideally, I’d like to find a blonde who is pretty, curvaceous and hungry for energetic but meaningless sex. Easy to say, not so easy to do. Unfortunately there is no queue of shaggable women forming outside my office door. Furthermore I’m nervous of various possible consequences – being caught, disease, pregnancy, attachment. Maybe one of the new temps might seduce me at our next Christmas party (I’ll have to remember to take off my wedding ring).

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